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Prison Christmas Carol

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:25:00 -0400

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the cells
The convicts were locked up all madder then Hell
Except for the lifers who were kicked back in their bunks
Heads filled with visions of pretty little punks
When suddenly from somewhere there came such a roar
That the guards thought it was a riot for sure
The “goon squad” ran in and stood ready to hit
A big guard yelled out “who started this shit?!”
“It came from the roof top!” Yelled a snitch
“Must be a break-out, Oh.. Son of a bitch!”
They claimed to the roof by way of the stairs
And found a fat little freak in red underwear
“No,no!” Yelled the dude “I bring you good cheer”
“Damn” said the captain “we found us a queer!”
“Alright mother fucker get your hands on the wall”
Then they shook him down ass hole and all.
They beat him and threw him into the hole with a kick
So much for Christmas they just locked up St.Nick 😂

This was given to my boyfriend while working at the prison.. The inmate told him you look like your having a bad day but this will cheer you up for sure 😊

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please follow...

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: heyitslivi: foreshadowing Disney...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 18:09:37 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

heyitslivi:

foreshadowing

Disney’s doing it WAAAAAAAAY too right

;_____;

((Another thing! Look at the stars Ray and Evangeline turn into:

Now look at the stars leading to Neverland:

They’re the same stars! Ray becomes the Second Star To The Right!

Also here’s Evagaline:

Here’s the wishing star form Pinochio (I couldn’t find a better pic ok?)

Evangeline is the blue fairy. And Tatiana wished on the wishing star, and she got her wish after a long journey, periles, and finding what was important to her. Just like when Gepetto wished for Pinocchio to be a real boy. ))

(JFC)

OOOOH MYYY GOOOODD

THIS IS TOO MUCH

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heyfunniest: this guy would survive in movies Bruce lee??

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 13:32:39 -0500

heyfunniest:

this guy would survive in movies

Bruce lee??

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Dancing at a party

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Dancing at a party:

sodamnrelatable:

All the guys are like:

All the girls are like:

And then there’s me:

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mindlessforrocc: foritos: old-school-shit: They claim that...

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 18:34:19 -0500

mindlessforrocc:

foritos:

old-school-shit:

They claim that this photo was taken moments before Tupac’s death.
Note: Tupac got shot on the 7th of September.
BUT the date in the bottom right hand corner says that it was the 8th of September.
Odd.

CAUSE HES ALIVE

^^^^^^^^ That nigga chillin in Cubaa

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davidthestrange: The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make...

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davidthestrange:

The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”

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brooklynstuff: god bless america

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:31:43 -0500

brooklynstuff:

god bless america

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